Thursday, October 29, 2009

I blame society

Just an update on the homework situation.its now 2.50 and nothing more has been done because I just finished reading all of Cat's blog. DAMMIT. My excuse is "Know Your Enemy". Damn you Cat (joking). Note to self: say lol around Cat as much as possible and look out for groin shots - she's had practise.
My title is just something I say whenever something happens that you can't blame on anyone in particular.Or just at random points in conversation. I'll go to bed at 4. I'm going to try and finish my music before then. OK I'll finish my music and go to bed. I refuse to stay up past 4 because the latest I've ever stayed up is 5 and I enjoyed it too much to have the title of "Latest I have stayed up" reduced to a pathetic homework overload. I am the best procrastinator in the world. I'm actually not kidding. I could make watching paint dry more interesting than doing my homework. Really. You could like, make two marks in the paint and then race them against each other to see which one dries first. Something along those lines. The problem is I never get any real peace anyway because its always there, at the back of my head, preying on my mind. I love sleep because I don't have to think. And sometimes I have wonderful dreams.

Kickstart My Heart

Cat hasn't found me yet. Its only a matter of time now. So its is 1.51 in the morning. Woot. I'm (theoretically) doing homework but I'm not doing a very good job. Today is meant to be the last day we have to hand things in or else we have to stay behind during the holidays. Oh well. My form teacher will be upset. Today we found out what our electives and form are for next year. I'm in 10B and Of all the people I know in the year level only 2 of the ones I care about are in it. Its soo annoying. Well why haven't you done any homework I hear you ask. Well I have done some. but I've been listening to music a lot for the past..5 hours... christ. First it was Micheal Buble who seemed to be enjoying himself in the music video for "Havent Met You Yet". Then it was Hinder. I always thought Hinder was some soft rock band due to their songs "Lips Of An Angel" and "Better Than Me". Turns out they're very hard rock with songs like "Get Stoned" (Lets go home/ and get stoned/ we could end up making love/ instead of misery/ lets go home/ and get stoned/ because the sex is so much bett/ when you're mad at me) a cover of Steppenwolf's "Born To Be Wild" and "Up All Night" (We're gonna be up all night/ gonna take you for a ride/ We're gonna be up all night/get it on til the morning light/We're gonna be up all night/ doing things you're dad won't like) which is appropriately playing repeat on my computer. I also looked at some Korn and MGMT. So, fun.Yeah.. Well I have to do some Innocent Guilty thing for Camelgirl again. Let's see
You can only say Guilty or Innocent. You're not allowed to explain anything unless someone comments and asks you. Copy and paste this into a post, delete the answers here, replace them with your answers and tag some blogger friends to answer this.
Asked someone to marry you? Innocent.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty.
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent.
Ever told a lie? Guilty.
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty.
Kissed a picture? Innocent.
Slept in until 5 PM? Innocent.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty.
Held a snake? Guilty.
Been suspended from school? Guilty.
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.
Stolen from a store? Guilty.
Been fired from a job? Innocent.
Done something you regret? Guilty.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent.
Kissed in the rain? Innocent.
Sat on a roof top? Innocent.
Kissed someone you shouldn't? Guilty.
Sang in the shower? Guilty.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent.
Shaved your head? Guilty.
Had a boxing membership? Innocent.
Made a boy/girlfriend cry? Innocent.
Been in a band? Innocent.
Shot a gun? Innocent.
Donated Blood? Guilty.
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent.
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty.
Still love someone you shouldn't? Innocent.
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent.
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent.
Been too honest? Guilty.
Ruined a surprise? Guilty.
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn't walk after wards? Guilty.
Erased someone in your friends list? Innocent.
Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty.
Joined a pageant? Innocent.
Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty.
Had communication with your ex? Innocent.
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent.
Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty.

So, there are reasons for some of those but apparently I'm not allowed to say unless you ask. Well back to work it is then. That was a nice waste of 20 minutes.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Cunning Stunts

As promised, my title is as seen above and I will be doing this 10 truths thing. Aaand GO:

1.) I broke my arm in grade 2 when I tried to swing off a tree branch and came off it wrong. The branch was subsequently cut off so that no-one else got hurt.

2.) EDIT: this answer has been removed by the author... cause it sucked.

3.) I changed schools in grade 1. My first school I don't remember very well my second was crap, my first high school was awesome and my second high school is hard work (I'm in year 9)

4.) My dad is a psychologist, my mums a social worker and I want to be a writer. I've got a bunch of stories in my head but I can't every be bothered writing them down. (I have to write one for a Christmas present though so maybe that'll make me start working harder.)

5.) My keyboard pisses me off a lot. Some of the keys are switched so when I click @ it comes up " when I click ~ I get ¬ and # is actually £. I mean what the fuck?!

6.) I have a habit where I'll go through entire conversations with people in my head. It gets really annoying cause i keep going round in circles with my (imaginary) psychologist.

7.) I made up an imaginary friend called Beth last year. I'm gonna put her in a book. :D

8.) I have weird people in my head. There's shepherd who is a gentleman, but completely cold and logical, and Wolf, who's very emotional and violent. And personality #44 which I copied off Mac Hall who's just violent and sadistic. You know, for fun. (My head is Fucked Up!). They'll be in a book too (well, not personality 44- that's just stealing).

9.) Ummm. I'm running out of ideas. You may have noticed I like heavy metal (YOUR KIDDING!) but I like most kinds of music. The way I see it, if the singer truly means what they're saying, then that's really good and that makes it good music. Which is why I HATE pop music because as far as I can tell they don't mean it, they just want to be famous.

10.) My favourite subject is English (surprise surprise), I always seem to do really well in it without trying which isn't good cause it makes me arrogant about it :(. I also like Software Design, but I never do any work cause I'm too busy playing games on the computers. Maths is fun, mostly because we never get any assignments and I have an AWESOME maths teacher. Science is OK, French is annoying cause I'm accidentally the teachers pet (its a long story) and History is good causewe just have long conversations about the topic and hardly ever do any work. Geography is fun because I like my teacher although the rest of the class hate him because he's scary. whats left.. Music is annoying although theory is usually good. Sport/PE is fun unless we do things that make me feel physically inadequate (all the time).

So that's all and Camelgirl can stop pestering me now. Cat still hasn't found me although its only a matter of time since CG's tagged me AGAIN. Yeesh!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

The dead man's hand again

My day was boring. I've sat on the computer most of the day as well as a stint of Assassin's Creed on Xbox 360. I've been reading Flame of Recca when I should have been doing homework. Or reading Liar Game or Prince of Tennis. Because I'm in the middle of them as well and I'll forget the storyline if I don't read them soon. Sorry for the wait but for Muck-Up Day the year 12s; moved Ms Hoy's entire office one floor down so her desk was in the middle of the foyer, placed cups of water all along the teachers special staircase so they had a tiny space to walk up, stuck three massive posters on the wall. One was a picture of some random guy with his arms folded and GRRRRRR repeating behind him, the second was a picture of Kanye West and the words "Yo Year 11s, I'm happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Class '09 was the best year 12 class of all time, Of All Time. and another headshot of some random guy grinning. there some shaving cream and other stuff the lower year levels were being hit with (not me). Umm.. They stuck up signs all along a passage. it was the ones with a black border and then a word and a funny description below it. for example:
And yes, I did have to pick a heavy metal one. This was actually one of the ones they put up (except they had it in B+W)
Also this one is good.
Finally:This place has more although some are a bit controversial

Camelgirl has tagged me for some 10 truths thing which is bad because a.) Now, according to the great laws of blogging I have to think of 10 interesting truths about me which will be i.) annoying ii.) quite bad and iii.) weird. also b.) because she's tagged me, Cat can now find me. Cat is scary. Meep. Anyway, I'm tired and its late so I'm going to bed. Oh right. Also, a dead man's hand is A pair of eights and a pair of aces in poker, generally both of spades or clubs. Motorhead's song Ace Of Spades references it which is why it's my title. The next title will be: Cunning Stunts.

P.S. I'm not actually that massively into heavy metal music its just I've been listening to it and have nothing better to talk about. Or put for my titles. Night.

Friday, October 23, 2009

"Where have you been all my life?" "Hiding"

Up late again so I won't post much (yay procrastination). But it's Friday so I'm allowed. Ill have to post Muck-up day stuff sometime tomorrow, when its highly likely I'll be sitting on the computer reading manga and listening to Motorhead. Yep, manga. I'm sorry. It's something to do I guess. but I read too much of it so I don't get homework done. Ever. I also read webcomics. Yes I understand if you want to leave now. Bye. Have a nice life without my nerdness. If you're still here, I read ; Ctrl-Alt-Del, Questionable Content, Dominic Deegan, Looking For Group, Out At Home, Megatokyo, AppleGeeks and xkcd. I won't list manga because I'd be up all night trying to remember them all. Nighty night.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

And don't forget the Joker

Posting late at night because I forgot to do it earlier. Not much to report (I can't be bothered when I'm up this late). Hmm. John Safran on telly was good, Hungry Beast was better. OH! Today was Muck-Up Day so there was heaps of cool stuff happening but I'll tell you when I'm not meant to be in bed. Umm. Tomorrow I get a day off school.. found my USB and got my bag back.. USB stands for Universal Serial Bus.. The title is my favourite line from Motorhead signature song 'Ace Of Spades'..I've picked up drawing a bit but I haven't done much..Yeah that's about it.. Night!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Every single step, and every single breath

What a massive day. double PE (fun) history (bludge) french (bludge) music (didnt do the work so bludge) then double sport except I accidentally switched bags with a random so i had to go back to school from MSAC (where I have sport) which took 30 mins then talk to the sport teacher blah blah blah. Left his bag there and took the early train, met up with my two best mates from my old school (I changed schools this year) and had fun. At 6ish I left my friends house and waled home but I didnt get home becasuse my mum picked me up and we went to the restuarant and had dinner there and got home around 8 and then went on here and talked and read stuff and yeah..
METAAALLL. I'm in a metal mood. Heavy metal is awesome. Go metal. :D

Alternate titles include: Killing in the name of, He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood, He's gonna be your Frankenstein, If you like to gamble I'll tell you how it's done, And don't forget the Joker, The mob rules, you're all fools, The dead man's hand again, Blood worship, Park avenue leads to Skid Row and many more. Ill use them later (promise).
Also I seem to be using brackets alot today. huh.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Dancing in the storm

I had a good day today. My school is hung up on singing so we have a special assembly every Tuesday third period. For the year 12's speech night the whole school has to sing song relating to rain. Some of them are OK, like this one called Here We Go, and Africa by Toto but we also have to sing some crappy school related songs like this random Latin thing and one called Forty Years On. I'm feeling better (sorry for my downer posts) even though I have overdue work. I saw a quote painted on a shop window on the way home.
It said: I've decided to stick with love, hatred is too great a burden to bear.
I like those kinda things. Inspirational slogans and the like.
The internet says it was by Martin Luther King Jr. Black people are awesome. :)

Monday, October 19, 2009

Trade baby blue for wide-eyed brown

My dream is.. simple. After high school I'll go to a good university before graduating and getting a job in computing. In my spare time I'd like to write, sci-fi or fantasy. I'd make a little extra money doing that. Eventually I'll marry my girlfriend, a beautiful woman Ill treat like a goddess. I'll have one or two children, bring them up well and die happy.
The reality: After high school I'll go to a good university, maybe drop out, or graduate with low marks. I'll get a crappy job that I hate and live alone in a crap apartment. I'll remain single most of my life and die alone and unhappy. I'll never get around to writing my stories and never get a high paying job.
Bitterness is creeping in. I wonder why. Pressure i guess.


Stuck at home with the flu. Got out of school at least but tomorrow I'll be going back and I'll have to catch up on everything I missed today. Which was: a maths test that i cant revise because I don't have my books, I should pass but my teacher will be upset because he wanted me to get 100%, Music homework which I'll have to do tonight and then catch up at school, we have to record a podcast but I don't have a mike. There's a Geography assignment I would have started today but now I'm behind and I'll have to do some work at home. Which I hate doing. Hmm. I think there might be some history I'm meant to be doing/starting. And I've got a music assignment I was meant to have finished a couple of weeks ago. Exams are coming up and I'm not ready for them.
I drifted in and out of sleep last night, my back starting to hurt and my nose giving me hell, as well as some dwarf in my head looking for gold the sadistic bastard. My lips were so dry this morning. Dad took my temperature and let me have the day off. He called the school but I still have to bring a note tomorrow. he left for work, I went to the toilet and turned on the radio, listened from about 9 to 11. finally got up, had a shower and breakfast then watched TV at 12ish. Stopped because my eyes were killing me then gave up and fell asleep on the couch. Woke up about half an hour ago. Went on the computer and did some stuff. I suppose I better go do some work now before mum comes home and rips my head off for not doing any. Oh well.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

And No, I Don't Have Ambitions

That was a bitter post. it didn't sound that depressing in my head I assure you. Oh the teen angst. It seems Dr. Feelgood is in order.

Rat-tailed Jimmy is a second hand hood
Deals out in Hollywood..


A bad day. Stuck at home with nothing except lots of homework to do and nothing but a cold to keep me company. Was going to go out but ended up not happening. Oh well. Back to homework.

Saturday, October 17, 2009


I am: male, young, Australian, intelligent, strange, semi-individualistic and middle-class.
I am interested in: the mind, writing, computers and programming/hacking.
I like: computer and video games, heavy metal, basketball, reading and hanging out with my friends.


1.) The blog title is completely irrelevant. I just like the phrase for some reason. Oh well.
B.) My name. I'm not ripping off Batman but I am ripping off Microsoft. Which is good. Microsoft = bad.
III,) this blog is about me. Mostly for me. If you don't like the things I talk about, go away. It could just end up as a diary. Who knows. Who cares.